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Unexciting Right-Wing Zany Former Congressman Dick Cheney (Original: "Itsy-Bitsy Teeny-Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini" written and performed by Brian Hyland) Bush was afraid to pick Ridge or Pataki They made him nervous as he could be He was afraid the campaign could turn rocky He was afraid of the backlash he'd see (Two, three, four, who's the man Bush does adore?) He is that unexciting right-wing zany former congressman Dick Cheney A father figure to show Bush the way That unexciting right-wing zany former congressman Dick Cheney He makes Newt Gingrich look like LBJ (Two, three, four, be afraid, we must implore!) Now Cheney's record is out in the open No compassion has he for the poor He even voted against Head Start, hopin' To appease the conservative core (Two, three, four, Cheney is a corporate whore!) He is that unexciting right-wing zany former congressman Dick Cheney A father figure to show Bush the way That unexciting right-wing zany former congressman Dick Cheney Supports big oil and the NRA (Two, three, four, compared to Bush, Dick is a bore!) Now I'm afraid Bush might win the election And I wonder what we're gonna do For Dick Cheney has a predilection To give average people the screw (Two, three, four, stop them now-vote for Al Gore!) He is that unexciting right-wing zany former congressman Dick Cheney A father figure to show Bush the way That unexciting right-wing zany former congressman Dick Cheney The private sector is where he should stay From Wyoming, on to Congress From Congress, an open door To a post in Daddy's cabinet… ...Let's hope there isn't any more! The Governor from Texas (Original: "The Girl from Ipanema" written by Antonio Carlos Jobim and Norman Gimbel, performed by Astrud Gilberto) Tall and white and dumb but bubbly The Texas Governor goes campaigning And when he passes The working classes go "Oy!" When he talks he woos the public That waffling, clueless, schmoozy Republican And when he passes The mindless masses go "Yay!" Oh, but I watch him so sadly How can I tell what he stands for? How can some love him so madly? He won't say what he stands for at all 'Til he gives Daddy's rich friends a call. Tall and white and dumb but bubbly The Texas Governor goes campaigning And when he passes I think "That dumb SOB." A rich, gun-totin', vote-whore from Texas, He won't let us teach our children what sex is He says, "Just turn your head, shake your finger, And say that it's bad." Let's forget the drugs that he did, He's got morals now that he makes his big presidential bid, He'll save our children From all the fun that he had. Not a man who cares for freedom, He'll make women have their babies but won't pay to feed 'em, Each bill he passes Will be bought by the NRA. Oh, but I watch him so sadly How can I tell what he stands for? He's not a man like Bill Bradley. He's a boy with no mind of his own 'Til he gets Dad's rich friends on the phone. Tall and white and dumb but bubbly The Texas Governor goes campaigning And when he passes I think "He just doesn't see. What a president should be." Son of a President (Original: "Son of a Preacher Man" written by John Hurley and Ronnie Wilkins, performed by Dusty Springfield) Georgy Bush is a president's son And when his daddy would lead, he learned his ways. When he was younger, there's no denyin' That's when Georgy got started lyin' And now America, he's still tryin' Now he'll look into your eyes Lord knows, to no surprise The only man who could never lead me Is the son of a president The only man who is oh so greedy Is the son of a president Yes he is, he is, ooh, yes he is Georgy never seems to know what he's doin' No matter how hard he tries I guess he thinks he'll be an easy shoe-in Support the NRA and "Everything is all right" Claim you love Jesus and "Everything is all right" "Can I buy another vote tonight?" The only man who could never lead me Is the son of a president The only man who is oh so greedy Is the son of a president Yes he is, he is, ooh, yes he is (yes he is) How well some remember The look that was in his eyes A spoiled rich kid in disguise Georgy Bush not so long ago Skippin' classes and doin' blow Learnin' how to get the sweet Yale honeys Lookin' hard to find their Daddies' money. The only man who could never lead me Is the son of a president The only man who is oh so greedy Is the son of a president Yes he is, he is, ooh, yes he is (The only man who will never lead me) He is the sweet-talkin' son of a president (The only candidate who's oh so greedy) Is the son of a president (The worst candidate, yes indeedy) Is the sweet-talkin' son of a president FADE (Givin' guns to children, he's so seedy He's the smooth-actin' son of a president...) (Back in college, he was such a sweetie He's the money-hungry son of a president...) (Best be careful, 'cause he's packin' heat--He's The sharp-shootin' son of a president...) | |||
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